to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
Welcome back, Hans.
Can we get a Frozen sequel centred around Hans and the “punishment” he endures once he returns to The Southern Isles? And how his family eventually feels bad for how terrible they’ve treated him and made him feel? Where there’s a happy ending, reteaching us the importance of family and love?
Because I truly believe Hans needs this.
NO! What the heck? Hans LITERALLY WAS GOING TO KILL TWO PEOPLE. He doesn’t need a HAPPY ENDING, he needs actual honest to God JAIL TIME. He was a predator! He took advantage of the fact that Anna was DESPERATE for love, he took advantage of the fact that Elsa THOUGHT she was doing the right thing, and he played them BOTH. HE TOLD ELSA HER SISTER WAS /DEAD/. She was on the way, sure, bUT FOR FUCKS SAKE, he lied to her to make her EASIER TO MURDER. He doesn’t need hugs and a happy fucking ending, he’s a sociopath.
Also, why this assumption his family ever treated him poorly? If anything, Hans acts like a guy used to getting what he wants. You know, A GUY WHO DOESN’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER? Even if his brothers teased him when they were little, Hans acts like a guy who is used to getting whatever he wants, and when Elsa said no, it spelled out her death. Even when she HADN’T said no yet, he planned an “accident’. That wasn’t a break your legs accident, for fucks sake, he meant to kill her.
HANS DOESN’T DESERVE YOUR PITY. For FUCKS SAKE.
I think we can all agree Hans is hot and all, but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s an irredeemable, sadistic, sociopathic murderer. It doesn’t matter if his mommy was mean to him. Look, Cinderella had an evil stepmother and sisters who made her a literal slave her entire life, but she didn’t plan to seduce and murder her prince, now did she?
does nobody else subscribe to the idea that han’s family wouldn’t be angry at him for trying to take over a kingdom but for failing to? i mean that’s how his descriptions of his family coupled with his actions in arrendale made it seem to me but maybe i’ve just been reading too much game of thrones.
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latino? more like latiyes. end racism now
for real though it astounds me how well the maypole babies of emotional manipulation worked for some people
like, november 22nd, literally no one in the fandom gives two shits about the gallifrey kiddies, on account of they don’t exist
by november 23rd you are “ABSOLUTE GARBAGE” if you weren’t sufficiently manipulated into giving a shit about the kids who only existed to justify a narrative device you may not have liked
if you think this narrative was poorly told, if the kids were too obvious a manipulative tool, if your emotions were not adequately manipulated, you are human garbage!!!! you should probably die! I BET YOU KILL CHILDREN IN REAL LIFE you MONSTER
i mean, infuriating. but also incredible
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
play this at my funeral
Nightmare fuel. [foundbypat]
Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh [website]
And most importantly, whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.